One of the many perks of working online all day long is that every once in a while, you can find some true gems out there. And today was one of those days.
Now I just wish I was following someone on Twitter desperate enough to actually try to pick up a tweeting lady with some of these. I present to you, some of the best worst Twitter pick-up lines (to be used by a guy on a girl, because we all know any self-respecting lady doesn’t need cheesy lines)
- Dude, I have the craziest story, but I can’t share it on Twitter. What’s your #, I’ll call you and tell you about it.
- Before you ask, no I will not send nude pictures of myself. I don’t know you!
- (in reply to her posting a cute cat picture) That cat’s adorable but nowhere near as cute mine. You should come check her out sometime.
- (in reply to a drunk tweet) Whoa! Don’t Drink-n-Tweet. Not unless I’m there drinking and tweeting with you.
You can read the rest of them here- but honestly, it’s some of the worst online garage there is. Stick to e-harmony if you’re really trying to find love online.